anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
but actually, this is my life exactly.
Be nice to everyone because chances are they work in customer service and they’ve already had a shitty day